I'm gonna stay eighteen forever

love is not trash

2009-07-01T23:54:00.000-07:00

IM BALLIN LIKE I GOT SCOUTS CHECKIN FOR ME

2009-05-18T22:56:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my life fuckin VIP

2009-05-12T00:13:00.001-07:00

(M) Welcome to my life fuckin VIP
(A) You see I see you lookin at me
(D) High rollin on the side got them drinks raise em high
(M) Boy with tats is my guy now lets take it to the sky
(A) In the helli raisin hell your boys blowin up my cell
(D) While he's grabbin on my ass open bar we're gettin trashed
(M) In my 5 star suite bitch we can't be beat
(A) We got 5 boys each hoe you know me!

[Chorus]
(ALL) Cause I just paid
Lets get laid

(D) I dropped 2 stacks on this dress & it's comin off later
(M) With a pro skater or maybe with this waiter
(A) And he said we'll head home popping bottles of Patrone
(D) With my tone on his phone all the callers unknown
(M) In the Millionaire world shits turned around
(A) It's the boys that drop their knees to the ground
(D) Cause they know I'm in this band & I know they my fan
(M) Give a cent he takes a grand TAKE THAT RING OFF MY FUCKING HAND

[Chorus]

(A) My life is now [ flash flash] ohh paparazzi
(D) Shawty with a hawtayyy (hahaha)
(M) It's the life you dream
(A) GOD those girls are sooo annoying
(M) Ya they're like totally ruining music...
(D) You think you'll get famous taking pictures fo free! Think AGAIN bitch maybe you should do it like me
(M) Can you believe I get paid to shake my ass on stage
(A) We're getting drunk errrrrryday you're makin minimum wage
(D) We live the life you wish bitch don't say shit!
(M) No talent just lucky but they stilllll wanna fuck meeEEH!

[Chorus]

Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not.

2009-05-06T09:45:00.000-07:00

If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand. I hope you find out what you want. I already know what I am. And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking again. And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am. I'll grow old and start acting my age. I'll be a brand new day in a life that you hate. A crown of gold. A heart that's harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it's missed when it's gone. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget. If it makes you less sad, I'll move out of the state. You can keep to yourself. I'll keep out of your way. And if it makes you less sad, I'll take your pictures all down. Every picture you paint, I will paint myself out. It's cold as a tomb, and it's dark in your room, when I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds. So call it quits or get a grip. Say you wanted a solution. You just wanted to be missed. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive.
I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget... You are calm and reposed. Let your beauty unfold. Pale white, like the skin stretched over your bones. Spring keeps you ever close. You are second hand smoke. You are so fragile and thin. Standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain. You are the blood in my veins. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget.

handcuffs

2009-05-05T22:39:00.000-07:00

I'd arrest you if I had handcuffs
I'd arrest you if I had the time
I'd throw you down in the backseat
As if you committed a terrible crime

We break into towns worth of houses
And rob whole families blind
I'd do it to you like you do it to me
If I knew you would get away fine

I'd drown all these crying babies
If I knew that there mothers wouldn't cry
I'd hold them down and I'd squeeze real soft
And let a piece of myself die

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man

I'd arrest you if I had handcuffs
I'd arrest you if I had the time
I'd wait for you outside the courtroom (and taunt you)
As all of your appeals were declined

I'd drive my car off of the bridge
If I knew that you weren't inside
Put the pedal to the floor, who could ask for more
A fantastic way to kill some time

If you could lay on your back and be beaten
You could put up your fists and fight
(You could try anyway)

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man
When you're still lying

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man
When you're still lying
You're still lying

“A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future."

2009-05-04T20:51:00.001-07:00

with half the rent and twice the stuff.

2009-05-03T20:25:00.000-07:00

Now there are two of us, instead of only one,
two times as many things get left half undone.
We're twice as half-asleep when the new day has begun
and maybe twice as on the run,
'cause some of them will still be making fun of us.
They'll say "the two of you will never be one of us."
But even if that's true,
they'll have twice as much to do
when there are two of us,
and one of them is you.

They'll find the two of us much harder to restrain,
outsmarted by our impressive double brain
If one of us runs dry, still another will remain,
and it's twice as hard to pull the chain
of two of us, against a ton of them:
but two of us outnumber every single one of them.
Two lives are semi-rough
with half the rent and twice the stuff.
There are two of us, and that should be enough.
Look at everybody.
Everybody's always
falling apart or breaking up.
But the two of us never will be one of those,
and I should know-- I have had a run of those
Our love's not guaranteed,
but it's growing like a weed.
There are two of us,
I think that's all we need

And I hope you have more luck with this than me.

2009-05-02T21:42:00.000-07:00

You look so defeated lying there in your new twin size bed
With a single pillow underneath your single head
I guess you decided that that old queen was more space than you would need
Now it's in the alley behind your apartment with a sign that says it's free

And I hope you have more luck with this than me

You used to think that someone would come along
And lay beside you in a space that they belong
But the other side of the mattress and box springs stayed like new
What's the point of holding on to what never gets used?

Other than a sick desire for self-abuse

And I try not to worry, but you've got me terrified
It's like your some kind of hurry
To say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye

You look so defeated lying there in your new twin size bed
You look so defeated lying there in your new twin size bed

10 things that make me happy happy joy joy

2009-05-01T18:46:00.000-07:00

1. Dillon. Dillon. Dillon. Number 1 by far.
2. Jackson- my boston terrier
3. Red Bull and Vodka
4. Traveling anywhere
5. Sunny days
6. Taking a good picture
7. Sleeping in pass noon
8. Tattoos
9. Heels that do not hurt my feet
10. Sex in the warm ocean- need to do this more

The time, the time, to say goodbye passed us long ago.

2009-04-29T01:07:00.000-07:00

i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

2009-04-26T12:34:00.000-07:00

The Questions:

What is your current obsession?
i would like it to be working out we'll see

Good fika place?(That would be coffee to us non-Swedes)
coffee rush tiger milkshake yummy

Do you nap a lot?
I don't actually, maybe because I sleep in till like 11am

Who was the last person you hugged?
my doggie

What’s my favorite dinner?
ceviche

What was the last thing you bought?
a drink

What are you listening to right now?
soparno's

What is your favorite weather?
hot hot hot- summertime in the lbc

What's in your bathroom cabinet?
lots of stuff, face lotion, girl stuff

Say something to the person/s who tagged you.
awesome

What is your favorite tea flavor?
green tea

What did you want to become as a child?
lawyer

What do you miss?
my bestie

What's your favorite brand of jeans?
seven and true religion

What designer piece of clothing would you most like to own (new or vintage)?
Louis Vuitton purse

If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
costa rica

Who do you want to meet in person?
britney spears

What is your most challenging goal right now?
getting to work on time

What is your weirdest obsession?
monkeys

Why is today special?
i do not have to do a damn thing

What is my favourite sport?
hockey

yummy

2009-04-23T21:37:00.000-07:00

The beauty of the simple White Wine Sangria recipe is that it is as delicious as it is easy, and it only gets better as you add your favorite fruits!
Prep Time: 0 hours, 5 minutes
Ingredients:

* 1 Bottle of white wine (Riesling, Albarino, Chablis, Gewurztraminer, Pinot Gris, Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc)
* 2/3 cup white sugar
* 3 oranges (sliced) or may substitute 1 cup of orange juice)
* 1 lemon (sliced)
* 1 lime (sliced)
* 1/2 liter of ginger ale or club soda (ginger ale for those with a sweeter tooth!)

Preparation:
Pour wine in the pitcher and squeeze the juice wedges from the orange,lemon and lime into the wine. Toss in the fruit wedges (leaving out seeds if possible) and add sugar. Chill overnight. Add ginger ale or club soda just before serving.

If you'd like to serve right away, use chilled white wine and serve over lots of ice.

Addition ideas: sliced strawberries, peaches, handful of fresh blueberries, raspberries, kiwi, a shot or two of gin, brandy or rum, a cup of citrus-flavored soda pop.

overheated

2009-04-22T10:31:00.000-07:00

Three days, no happy endingsHighways, I’m hallucinating I wish I wasn’t so mathematicI wish I hadn’t overheatedHeartbeats across a crowed roomApril Fools give me a week or twoThese drinks are hitting me so hardI wish I had an angel over meSet up another round…It’s rainingSix more drinks before I drownBottoms up and spirits downHave my words lost all weight?This is weighing on meHave I got nothing left to say?Now I remember all the wordsThrough my smoky eyes A blurred hotel room stoodI wait to hear you through the staticThree more cigarettes, a time to call off all regretsThis is every selfish songThis is all those moments bleedingMaybe I made a huge mistakeI always thought that it would come to thisMarch came without a costApril falls into the dream againIn May I’ll cut myself off at a loss for wordsIt doesn’t mean I’m really over itSet up another round…It’s rainingSix more drinks before I drownBottoms up and spirits downHave my words lost all weight?This is weighing on meHave I got nothing left to say?And on the 13th of September I swear I’ll remember even if it doesn’t make any senseMarch 30th we’ll be desperateA happy birthday to meWhat a spineless overstatement

Need a man who likes it rough, likes it rough, likes it rough

2009-04-21T22:30:00.001-07:00

Chicago Here We Come Get ready Mothertrucker!

2009-04-10T00:24:00.000-07:00

And behind your dark glasses you're... You're something else

2009-04-08T19:24:00.000-07:00

Going to Chicago this weekend!!! I'm super duper stoked. Uber excited. All of the above.
Gonna see the Cub Opener game and Blackhawk Game and see a super awesome band. I'll give you details soon. Nice hotel and I'm sure great room service. I can not wait!!!!!!!!!!

Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich

2009-03-30T23:06:00.000-07:00

to be continued....

2009-03-28T01:02:00.000-07:00

I promise I will start writing more.
I see my goals again. I got side tracked but being home at night gives me time to think about what I really want in life.
Happiness and not all the money in the world.
Started to clean my closet, so not fun.
Tomorrow gym, I'm thinking a group class to motivate me.
NO MORE PIZZA!!!!!!
Summer is coming I want to be skinny again.
UGH- I will not LIE! Getting older sucks.
It's not the same like when you are 18. You can not drink all night and wake up at 8am and be totally fine. You can not eat everything you want without gaining weight. Your body just doesn't bounce back.
Ok enough bitching. I promise to write more soon.
XOXO

They call me 'quiet' But I'm a riot

2009-03-28T00:57:00.000-07:00

Two at a time - I want girls

2009-03-22T23:18:00.000-07:00

love love love

2009-03-03T20:45:00.000-08:00

As I get older I've learned....

2009-02-10T23:10:00.000-08:00

love really is everything.
quality of friends is better than quantity.
getting drunk every time you drink isn't that fun.
traveling is essential.
it's nice to have more money than you know what to do with it.
every one should own an house.
every one should own an pet.
rap isn't that bad.
cooked carrots aren't that bad.
you should learn to cook at least one signature meal (mine our tacos).
you should learn a second language.
family are the most important people you will ever have in your life.
tell your friends and family you love them all the time.
hug your family and friends every time you see them.
flattery will get you everywhere.
eat well and live well. you only have one body.
be happy. you only have one life.
laugh everyday at least once.

and this is cliche but don't sweat the small stuff. i'm working on this one every day.

edit: MUST TRAVEL TO EUROPE AT LEAST ONCE

Chuck stolen from my husband

2009-02-09T15:00:00.001-08:00

Chuck

So there is this wasted, sorta washed up rock and roll guy that ends up playing gigs at my bar once in a while. Talented he may be, but he has had his hey-day and is making a living playing shitty bars like mine, covering the Rolling Stones and prancing around like a pretentious asshole, playing his guitar like a sad, burned out (albeit entertaining) has-been. A compassionate amazing guy, but a perfect example of what drugs and alcohol combined with a life of endless gigs will do to a person.
One day, he shows me the keystone of his rock and roll fame. Its a photograph of him and Chuck Berry onstage together. He goes on to tell me a rediculous story which includes the greatest quote in rock and roll history.

"Its the early 80's and I've landed a job playing bass for Chuck Berry for a few nights. Even I can't believe it. So, I'm backstage getting ready to play my first show with Chuck fucking Berry at some big club. Every gig with Chuck Berry is huge. A big fucking deal, you know? He pretty much invented rock and roll. One of the crew tells me its 5 minutes to showtime and go ahead and let the rest of the band know. I make my way to Chuck's dressing room and there he is, sitting on a sofa, eating a sandwich and getting a blowjob at the same time.
"Hey Chuck", I say, "thought I'd let you know its 5 minutes till showtime."
And Chuck turns to me and says "Alright. Just lemme finish my sandwich."

It's my mind and I'll think what I want

2009-02-06T18:37:00.000-08:00

It's a hard world to get a break in.
All the good things have been taken.
But, girl, there are ways,
To make certain things pay.
Though I'm dressed in these rags,
I'll wear sable some day.
Hear what I say.

I'm gonna ride the serpent.
No more time spent sweatin' rent.
Hear my command.
I'm breakin' loose,
It ain't no use,
Holdin' me down,
Stick around.

But, baby, (baby),
Remember, (remember).
It's my life and I'll do what I want.
It's my mind and I'll think what I want.
Show me I'm wrong, hurt me sometime,
But some day I'll treat you real fine.

[Instrumental break.]

There'll be women,
And their fortunes,
Who just want to mother orphans.
Are you gonna cry .
When I'm squeezin' them dry?
Takin' all I can get, no regrets.
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/axR ]
When I, openly lie,

And live on their money.
Believe me honey, that money,
Can you believe,
I ain't no saint.
No complaints.
So, girl, throw out,
Any doubt.

And, baby, (baby),
Remember, (remember).
It's my life and I'll do what I want.
It's my mind and I'll think what I want.
Show me I'm wrong, hurt me sometime,
But some day I'll treat you real fine.

(It's my life and I'll do what I want.)
Don't push me.
(It's my mind and I'll think what I want.)
It's my life.
(It's my life and I'll do what I want.)
I can do what I want.
(It's my mind and I'll think what I want.)
[Fades.]
You can't tell me.
(It's my life and I'll do what I want.)

best kid ever

2009-02-05T23:38:00.001-08:00

simon says........................

2009-02-04T17:51:00.001-08:00

FUCK IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ode to nicole richie...

2009-02-04T01:52:00.001-08:00

nicole richie how i love thee let me count the ways...
you're beauty baffles me,
how happy you seem now,
you gave up rock and roll,
drinking and scoring in holes,
how i envy thee,
how i wish i can be as strong,
you have the life i want,
i would kill for it all

Let's go see The Killers And make out in the bleachers

2009-02-04T00:27:00.000-08:00

I can't wait for Valentine's Day. I'm going to Canada. My first time. Lucky I have a passport. With the worst picture of me ever. Off to drive 5 or more hours. Stay in a fancy hotel and eat good food. Then wait for it...... Off to see my first NHL game ever!!!! Montreal VS Cantuacks. I'm pretty excited. I have to say I never really liked sports before last year. Hockey is fun to watch. Guys kicking each others butts and losing teeth. Good old Canadian fun.

On another note I got a mac book. If you don't have one you should look into it best lap top ever.

Off to bed early. I got goals. And one of them is actually getting to work on time. Well semi time.

XOXO

Ps- I want to have a pillow fight like the pic i my hotel room. Order room service. Swim in the indoor pool. I love indoor pools. I like to recreate the Polgreist scene. It's slighty annoying but we all have our flaws.

Some change could make a change.

2009-01-27T16:24:00.000-08:00

http://www.tucson.mendedlittlehearts.net/

this foundation is very close to my heart. please take a look and if you can donate. I know I will be.

XOXO

i love you more than.....

2009-01-26T23:20:00.000-08:00

love love love

2009-01-24T03:33:00.001-08:00

he's sure the boy i love

2009-01-20T22:11:00.000-08:00

She...is a dirty lesbian Been around the block a few times

2009-01-20T18:17:00.000-08:00

Oh, Jenny you are crazy! First I'm perfect, then I'm lazy

2009-01-20T17:16:00.001-08:00

<3

2009-01-18T00:06:00.000-08:00

O l'amour now I'm aching for youMon amour what's a boy in love supposed to doLooking for you you were looking for meAlways reaching for you you were too blind to seeOh love of my heart why leave me aloneI'm falling apart no good on my ownO l'amour broke my heart now I'm aching for youMon amour what's a boy in love supposed to doWhy throw it away why walk out on meI just live for the day for the way it should beThere once was a time had you hear by my sideSaid I wasn't your kind only hear for the rideNo emotional ties don't remember my nameI lay down and die I'm only to blameOh love of my heart it's up to you nowYou tear me apart I hurt inside out

“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.”

2009-01-13T23:26:00.001-08:00

“Don't wait. The time will never be just right.”

2009-01-13T23:13:00.000-08:00

I'm a man, and I can be so obscene

2009-01-09T09:50:00.000-08:00

She don't know who she is,I can take her anywhere,Do whatever comes naturally to you,You know she just don't care'cause I'm always where I need to beYeah, and I always thought I would end upWith you, eventuallyDo dodo do do do do...Now I see her again,I ask to be her hummingbird,Whisper words in her ear,Oh now you know I just don't care,'cause I'm always where I,Where I need to beI-i-i always, always thought...I would end up with you eventually!I'm a man, I'm a man on the scene,I'm a man, and I can be so obsceneBecause I always think that I know how to be,But I always thought that I would end up with you, eventually,I'm a man, I'm a man on the scene,I'm a man, and I can be so obscene.

Wish me well You can go to hell

2009-01-07T17:52:00.001-08:00

I've got to be me baby and you gotta be you Something isn't right but i know i love you I only want what's best i don't know Is this some kind of test. Yeah and you're failing all we do is bicker Say goodbye Kiss my ass I hope you die Wish me well You can go to hell We were so different a short time ago Love is suppose to make us happy supposed to make us grow But i just wanna punch you in the face i love you i guess needed the space Oh well another time and another place Say goodbye Kiss my ass I hope you die Wish me well You can go to hell

I'm gonna fuck your life up like a crack pipe

2009-01-06T18:34:00.000-08:00

By now you should know everything you sayCan and will be used against you some dayI got the microphone so don’t go too farCause I’m gonna tell the whole world how you really areI don’t even care how you’re gonna feelCause I’ve already tried to give you something realSo go ahead and get mad never talk to me againI don’t even care cause I got my RevengeRevengeRevengeGot my revenge One night you’re begging me to stayThe next night you push me awayI don’t need you’re promising to give it upIs too late cause now I’m giving upRevengeRevengeGot my revengeBy now you should know everything you sayCan and will be used against you some dayI got the microphone so don’t go too farCause I’m gonna tell the whole world how you really areSo go ahead and get mad never talk to me againI don’t even care cause I got my RevengeRevengeGot my revengeRevengeRevengeRevengeGot my revengeRevengeRevenge

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

2009-01-06T17:24:00.000-08:00

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

2008-12-29T18:29:00.000-08:00

you're just jealous cause I'm young and in love

2008-12-29T18:20:00.000-08:00

love love love

2008-12-27T23:31:00.001-08:00

Hey, here comes my girl, here comes my girl

2008-12-24T20:56:00.000-08:00

Yeah, she looks so right, she's all I need tonight

“If people are truly, madly, deeply in love with each other, they will find a way.”

2008-12-24T00:45:00.001-08:00

Girl Crush

2008-12-22T20:40:00.000-08:00

Never envy a person unless you are willing to swap identities with them

2008-12-21T17:34:00.001-08:00

True love will find you in the end

2008-12-21T00:29:00.000-08:00

Next Year's Resolution

2008-12-20T18:11:00.000-08:00

Long Lines Make Fast Friends

2008-12-19T12:02:00.000-08:00

You're nothing short of my everything

2008-12-08T13:44:00.001-08:00

Happiness is the soundtrack of my life.

2008-12-08T13:35:00.001-08:00

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

2008-12-05T20:19:00.001-08:00

I love a happy ending… They are so rare

2008-12-05T16:35:00.000-08:00

Love is ......

Well, love is compromise and doing things you don't want to but know they will make the other person happy so you do it anyways. And no I am not taking about anal....HA HA HA.

I love my husband so much. Every Christmas instead of getting each other gifts we plan a vacation usually somewere exotic. We have gone to Cabo twice and Puerto Rico. When I think of vacation I think beach, tan, relaxing, sun and getting drunk of my ass. However this year Dillon wanted to go to East Coast. I thought I can do this. New York sounds great. Central Park. Shopping. SoHo. Nope. We are going to Chicago. I am thinking this doesn't sound too fun. Then I found out Jerry Springer is taped there. I figured hey at least I can see a midget stripper. Wait, I have already seen one. Well maybe I can see two midgets wrestle in jello. No wait, chocolate pudding! And I want to see the security guard that is only his upper body and arms. Security Guard? What a joke. I definitely want to see him in person. Also Oprah is there but I doubt we will get tickets to see her. There is like a ten year waiting period. I guess everyone wants a free car.

To move on to the best part of the story . We get to see the Cubs Opener Home Game. Now that is pretty damn exciting. I guess Chicago won't be so bad. Here we come the winding city. Hopefully the fucking Cubs win or there might be a riot. Wait, a riot might be fun too.

I think I love you

2008-12-03T22:57:00.000-08:00

Ok my husband wrote this and technically I stole it however when you get married you get half of everything. Even their talents. I warn you the story is graphic and inappropriate so if you think of me as an angel. Please do not read this.

Once upon a time I played bass for a punk rock band and one time we played at the Ash Street Saloon. All went well, good crowd, lots of fun and plenty of free drinks to go around. Rumor had it that former Partridge Family bass player, current steroid injecting reality television star, and radio personality Danny Bonaduce had been seen at a bar nearby for a media promotion of some kind. Yeah, so what, right? In between songs we had a few laughs talking some shit on him and it was pretty funny, but that's about it. He didn't show up and go on a rampage or anything like that. Although that might have made the story a lot better.
So the show ends around 1am and we're all pretty drunk by this point. Outside the club we are staggering around, trying to keep things organized and load our gear in the van. Somebody happened to look in the window of the place next door… and there's Danny Bonaduce sitting at an empty bar eating a hamburger all by himself. I had seen his reality show on the E network and recognized him immediately. Seeing a reality TV star in actual reality is sort of like a giant paradox. It was kinda like looking at a life size TV set. Pretty weird, even for a sober person.
The first thing I noticed about him was the fact that he is bright orange all over. His hair, his skin, everything. Secondly, I noticed he is a pretty beefy guy, but he's built like a real life Johnny Bravo. Big on top and little tiny waist and tiny legs. But he looked tough, like a bouncer at a bar for small orange people. The final thing that stood out is that he was wearing acid washed jeans. I don't want to hassle a drug addicted, short tempered alcoholic about his fashion sense but seriously, I don't think I've seen anybody wear a pair of acid washed jeans in 2o years, except maybe in eastern Europe.
Without wasting any time my wife heads in to the bar to talk to him. I personally didn't really care to bother the 'roid-rage-prone muscle man in the middle of a late night meal, so I followed her in and said hello, but hung back and pretty much left him alone. From what I overheard, their conversation went like this:
Jennie: "Hello."
Danny: "Hi I'm Danny, you guys should come to my hotel room at the Embassy Suites later. I have lots of drugs."
Jennie: "Ummm… Ok! Here's my number. Give us a call when we can come party."
Umm… what the fuck? Seriously? Alright. I'm down to do drugs with Danny Partridge. So, we go back outside and finish loading up the gear, chuckling about our little brush with a semi-famous person.
At this point we all split up… my wife and her friend went off in one car and the fellas and I finish loading the gear, and have a few more beers inside the club. The night wears on and eventually I get dropped off at home, completely obliterated, staggering drunk. Jennie is already passed out and I flop onto the bed to do the same. As I am about to fall asleep, her cell phone starts ringing. I ignore it. It rings again so I grab it, blindly knocking over a bottle on the nightstand. Its 4am and the incoming call is an unfamiliar number with a strange area code and I am immediately suspicious. I'm completely drunk and feeling brave so I answer it. The conversation goes like this:
Me: Hello?
Voice: I'm sorry I think I have the wrong number
Me: Are you calling for Jennie? This is her phone.
Voice: Yeah, who is this?
Me: Uh, who is this?
Voice: This is Danny
Me: Oh yeah? Well, this is her fucking husband… don't fucking call here again, motherfucker!
Voice: Ok, sorry, have a good night.
-click-
I hung up feeling tough. "Who the fuck is Danny?" I thought to myself. "Jennie is going to have some explaining to do." I felt satisfied that I had just thwarted a would-be-threat to the sanctity of my marriage. I laid back down to finally go to sleep and just as I was drifting off, I put it all together. Oh yeah... duh! That was Danny Bonaduce on the phone… and I think we were supposed to do some drugs tonight, but I guess I screwed it all up.
Shit. I guess the lesson here is... don't do drugs. Or don't do drugs with famous people. Or maybe, don't make plans to do drugs with famous people if you plan on getting so drunk you forget who they are. Or maybe you should just steer clear of Danny Bonaduce all together. Oh well. Maybe next time.

I leave you with a childhood and current pic of the beloved star.

It's Britney, Bitch!

2008-12-02T23:01:00.000-08:00

Today was Britney's Birthday and her new cd came out. You better believe I will be buying that shit tomorrow. You say I'm crazy I got you crazy . I also have to applaud Britney because she looks damn good almost back to the old pretty Britney that all the guys in high school use to jack off too;)

Found Online:

Britney Spears will be celebrating her twenty-seventh birthday this year with the release of her sixth studio album, Circus. The highly anticipated album set for a December 2nd release features the # 1 hit “Womanizer” as well as collaborations with Max Martin, Dr. Luke, Danja, Guy Sigsworth (Madonna, Alanis Morissette) and more.

Circus Track Listing

1. Womanizer

2. Circus

3. Out From Under

4. Kill The Lights

5. Shattered Glass

6. If U Seek Amy

7. Unusual You

8. Blur

9. Mmm Papi

10. Mannequin

11. Lace and Leather

12. My Baby

13. Radar (Bonus Track)

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

2008-12-01T17:50:00.000-08:00

Today Dillon and I mostly Dillon but I helped. We put the Christmas lights up. First time we have put outdoor Christmas lights. We put together the tree and I decorated it. My mom has just brought over boxes from my childhood so needless to say I have ornaments from the eighties. I even found some I made in 1988.

I'll leave you with a few pics. I'm off to watch Gossip Girl and The Hills. Come on! We all need our guilty pleasures.

I got my wish before I die.....

2008-12-01T00:14:00.001-08:00

I am going to see Blondie. Can you believe that!!! I am so excited I think I peed my pants a little. I thought tickets went on sale on Dec. 5 but I has a feeling an intuition if you would. I goggled it. And they actually went on sale Nov. 21. I called ticket west and got my two general admission tickets to see BLONDIE for $80.50. I was willing to pay $100 a ticket. I still can't believe it. My heart is still beating fast. This is truly a dream come true. I love parallel lines. Best album I own. Definitely top 5. My favorite song is one that album: Hanging On The Telephone. After I heard Blondie was touring again for the 30 year Reunion I figure I better get on this one, she'll probably die soon. I am sure that woman has been around the block ten times. I remember reading a story about her that she has had some weird procedures done.

I went online and found the article:

BLONDIE star DEBORAH HARRY credits injections of black sheep embryos for her everlasting youthful looks.The punk icon, 63, has revealed she had the cells of sheep injected into her body 30 years ago in a Swiss clinic - and they're still working for her.She tells America's the Globe, "I had these cells injected into me in my early 30s and it turned out that I was the youngest person to have the treatment."They would take (cells) from the liver, glands, bone and whatever."Whether that treatment lasted this long, I don't know, but I feel great."Harry reveals the black sheep cell treatment was a pioneering medical advance that revered heart surgeon Dr. Christian Barnard was involved with.

So who knows maybe she sleeps in a chamber and only eat babies for breakfast. She'll probably live forever. I would like to think that.

DIY project: Jewelry Frame

2008-11-30T20:34:00.000-08:00

I have decided to start a DIY project.
First I have to say if you haven't heard of etsy.com check it out.
There are some really rad vintage clothing and then there are really neat handmade items.
I saw this project there first.

List as: Jewelry Frame-Extra Large-Silver Design with Silver
They wanted $60 for it. I decided I could make this cheaper.

Today the hunt started I went to Goodwill and found an old picture frame. It had no glass and was basic. Score! Exactly what I needed $2.99.
Next I researched the silver aluminum sheet metal mesh. I found it online. However I am going to make a trip to Home Depot tomorrow and see what I can find there.
I will let you know how it goes.

This is what the listing on etsy said:
My "Jewelry Frames" are a fabulous way to store, display and organise your earrings, in a fun and arty way! This frame is designed to be hung on the wall with a sturdy hook on the back. It has 2 hooks, so it can be hung either vertically or horizontally. This is a synthetic frame with a silvery with black finish with a modern raised design. The hanging surface is a shiny silver aluminum sheet metal mesh. This extra large frame measures 9.5" by 21.5" with a hanging surface of 7.5" by 19.5". It can fit approx 120 small pairs of earrings or approx 60 large pairs.

Overall I am hoping to make this for $10. Then I will actually be able to find a matching pair of earrings in a consider amount of time.

I ave included a picture of what the frame for $60 looks like. After I finish mine. I will also include a picture.

Enjoy and if you have any questions please feel free to email me.

On another note my day was fun.

Good will hunting.
Nails and Pedi and eyebrow wax.
Ulta is having a sale right now but 2 OPI nail polishes get one free.
I bought:
you don't' know jacques!
fiji weejee fawn
privacy please
I think they are all great fall colors
Then I went to Dinner with my wonderful hubby and his dad and step mom
I gotta steal Ice Cube's line and say:
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day.

I'm gonna stay eighteen forever.....

2008-11-30T02:07:00.000-08:00

I decided I am going to take time and invest in my blog. It will probably be much of my: everyday nothings and some fabulous nights. I am going to start documenting my life. However I have decided to do THIS and not half ass-ed. I have been thinking about life and what is this all for. I guess love and love. Life is about the things you love sometime hate. But hopefully for most of us it is the things you love. You should wake up everyday and love something, anything, it can be something as silly as tea, the sun, your dog, your mate, maybe if you are lucky your job. I have had too many morning lately were sleep is just better than getting out of bed. I am sleeping my late- twenties away. This morning I thought what the fuck am I doing? I am young, have energy and love life. Why I am sleeping till the sun goes down. I know I am not a vampire although I know many of you wish you were. I have not jumped on the Twilight band wagon yet.
I have started a do it list:
Start sewing. DIY projects. Take my dog to the park. Finish Snuff.
For now that will be all.
I will start to update this blog. daily. I hope.
Just remember LIFE IS LOVE and everyone should love someone or something!!!!!